Sunday, 1 February 2015

I Made a Mistake

A whole series of mistakes actually. My first mistake was to click on a story about the UKIPs. The UKIPs, for those who don't know, are a far right (borderline actual fascist) political party here in the UK who get an undue amount of attention from the media. I should have realised that any story about the UKIPs was going to annoy me. The next facet of mistakesville was that I clicked on a link about the UKIPs in the Daily Torygraph -a right wing bigoted shitrag that is still mourning the death of princess Diana. The FINAL part of my mistakeathon was to then go on to reading the comments on the article.

This upset me greatly and made me want to move somewhere slightly more civilised and hospitable to human life. The moon perhaps...

Thankfully a minor complaint on Crackbook caused the denizens of the blue band land to come to my aid, musically speaking with people posting some of the finest tunes from a more civilised time.

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What follows is truly a fine sampling of some of the best music ever produced during the halcyon era that was 1989-1999.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r26krlXFmOI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JerirmFySU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqcAidqgqmU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeCaqr84o3Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gtffv9bpB-U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Cg2O4SsHQw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=US9nVBuDHhg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGaX9lWBTMQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_3dIyF-Gsw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7Lv0wAvCHM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2up7su7CeMU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GypkmEUhHvQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrUgnrF0lrI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsfA-7ot2k4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mK06Hl5DkrI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xef60FAN6Vk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLVpyPCEjxU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70gyew_PIrw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5O56vmE_s8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7z6dxQVhE8o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dGj9h8ggCc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WyChNh_p-E

And suddenly all was right with the world. :D

 

In the Court of the Yellow King

I'm a huge fan of the mythos that has developed from Robert W Chambers' 1895 decadent collection The King in Yellow, more so even than I am a fan of Lovecraft's mythos. Lovecraft's mythos seems, to me at least, to be more codified. He produced, and inspired, a far larger body of work than Chambers' four stories and so there is a much larger canon for new tales to fit into. The Yellow Mythos, or Carcosa Mythos, of Chambers' creation however has very few things that are required in order for a tale to become a part of the mythos. There is the titular play and its locations and characters (Carcosa, Lake Hali, the black stars, the Tattered King, the Stranger, and so on) and the themes of madness and suicide as well as the prose style of the late 19th Century Decadent Movement. A story can incorporate some or all of these elements and still fit within the canon of the King in Yellow. This openness really appeals to me and so I am always keen to pick up any new collections of stories inspired by Chambers and his maddening play.



In the Court of the Yellow King was released recently by Celaeno Press in Japan, edited by Glynn Owen Barrass, and features some absolutely amazing authors including Wilum Pugmire, Robert M. Price, the late C.J. Henderson (to whom the book is dedicated), William Meikle and Pete Rawlik amongst others. It has a beautiful cover by Danielle Sera and a couple of internal plates by Eric York.

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I'm going to be reading this collection, and the others that I was given for Christmas, over the next few weeks. I'll post micro-reviews of the stories here as I go.

Before I start though I should note that I find it really odd to see a King in Yellow collection without a story by Joe Pulver. Not that all Yellow books need to feature Joe but it just seems odd that one wouldn't. That said they do have an extremely fine selection of very talented authors here.

Table of Contents(Titles link to the reviews below)


These Harpies of Carcosa - W.H. Pugmire


The Viking in Yellow - Christine Morgan


Who Killed the King of Rock and Roll? - Edward Morris


Masque of the Queen - Stephen Mark Rainey


Grand Theft Hovercar - Jeffrey Thomas


The Girl with the Star-Stained Soul - Lucy A. Snyder


The Penumbra of Exquisite Foulness - Tim Curran


Yield - C.J. Henderson


Homeopathy - Greg Stolze


Bedlam in Yellow - William Meikle


A Jaundiced Light at the End - Brian M. Sammons


The Yellow Film - Gary McMahon


Lights Fade - Laurel Halbany


Future Imperfect - Glynn Owen Barrass


The Mask of Yellow Death - Robert M. Price


The Sepia Prints - Pete Rawlik


Nigredo - Cody Goodfellow


MonoChrome - T.E. Grau


 

These Harpies of Carcosa by W.H. Pugmire




Wilum Hopfrog Pugmire raises the curtain on this latest round of Carcosan tales with this brief tale that sets the stage for what is to follow. Through the medium of the dream inspired, and starving, artist we are introduced deftly to the trappings of the Yellow Mythos of R.W. Chambers. The twin moons and the dim lost city, black stars and the king and his daughters, madness, suicide and the Yellow Sign.

Pugmire's prose is as Lovecraftian as ever which works wonderfully to evoke the world of the artist and his narrating patron.

The Viking in Yellow by Christine Morgan



 I really quite liked this story, it places the origins of the tale related in the play in the 9th Century Viking expansion into the North of England(judging by the names of the human characters) and the sacking of various monasteries.


Who Killed the King of Rock n Roll? by Edward Morris


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I'm afraid this story, which is set in the 1950s at the birth of rock'n'roll and conflates one King with another, didn't really do it for me. Which isn't to say that it's a bad story, it certainly isn't, I just found the 1950s American lingo a bit off putting at times.


Masque of the Queen by Stephen Mark Rainey



I loved this story. The tale of a young actress seeming to get the big break that she's been waiting for and the calamity that ensues when she truly becomes one with the character she is portraying. This was brilliantly executed and really gave me a shiver when the protagonist's fate became horribly clear.


Grand Theft Hovercar by Jeffrey Thomas



Imagine. Punktown is a horrible place to live; a far future dystopia on the planet Oasis. A melting pot of alien races the city is notorious for being riddled with crime. Now imagine that in Punktown there was a VR game, similar to our Grand Theft Auto, set in a replica of Punktown and that that game became infected by a yellow virus. That's this story and it is so good that I'm going to go and buy Jeffrey Thomas' Punktown books at the first chance I get.


The Girls With the Star Stained Soul by Lucy A. Snyder


Saturday, 31 January 2015

Ghost Bath|Moonlover

Just discovered this amazing band from China on the cheerfully named Depressive Suicidal Black Metal page on Facebook. The full album is out in March but this first single from it, Golden Number, is 9 minutes of atmospheric awesomeness. :)

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Thursday, 29 January 2015

Snow Business Like Being Underemployed on a Day Like This!

OK, so it is properly doing my head in being as underemployed as I am (to the point that I'm actually starting to apply for jobs in Edinburgh despite that being a 3 hour round trip every day.) but despite that it does mean that I get to go and play in the snow when C is off to work and Little Ms. X is away to school. It also means that I get to take some absolutely lovely pictures of the local kirkyard in the snow.

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Monday, 26 January 2015

Blood Will Have its Season | Joe Pulver

Two Pulver Posts in a row!

A couple of weeks ago I won a copy of Blood Will Have its Season by Joe Pulver through the regular book give away during the Lovecraft Ezine web show. It's a digital copy and as I don't have an ebook reader I've been dipping in and out of it on my phone -which makes for slow going as I'm not the biggest fan of reading on a screen. Last night I read the titular story and I just wanted to say HOLY FUCK NUTS BATMAN! That's probably one of the most disturbing short stories I've ever read in all ma puff! Seriously, seriously messed up. It's a story of The King in Yellow and I really can't say much more about it than that without giving anything away. Damn I do love Pulver's work.



Also: Content warning for sexual violence.

Sunday, 25 January 2015

Pulver in Yellow

Joe Pulver, if you haven't already heard of him (and why the hell haven't you??), fuses beat, noir, pulp and high weird with startling skill. He's also the go to person when it comes to Robert W. Chambers' King in Yellow stories. Joe has written god knows how many King in Yellow stories over the years --well I suppose he knows how many too, as does Mike Davis of the Lovecraft Ezine as Mike is currently preparing to put out volume one in a the collected Yellow stories of Joe Pulver! Excited? You could say so!

I find it most fitting that Joe's work is being collected this year as 2015 is the 150th anniversary of the birth of Robert W. Chambers as well as the 120th anniversary of the first publication of his collection The King in Yellow. I get the feeling this year is definitely going to have a maddening yellow hue to it. :D

Keep an eye on the Lovecraft Ezine for news on when the book is going to be released. I'm sure I'll probably be posting somewhat excitedly about it here too. :)

[caption id="attachment_898" align="aligncenter" width="470"]Pulver in Yellow Cover design by Steve Santiago www.illustrator-steve.com/[/caption]

 

Now, Mike Davis, a quick message for you.


Monday, 12 January 2015

He Gave This Homeless Man $100 and Followed Him, What Happened Next Will...

...be none of your god damned business.

I've seen a number of videos going around Facebook and Twitter over the last couple of months where an individual will give a homeless person a sum of cash, usually $100, and they will then follow the person to see what they spend it on. The assumption being that they are going to spend it on alcohol of drugs. Then, I assume as I've never clicked on the links, there is some heart warming story where they spend it on someone else or on, shock horror, food or something. These videos really grind my gears because it is no one's business what a person spends their money on. If you buy your groceries is it your business what the person on the check out spends their cash on? For all you know they may be double dropping acid every night and smoking crack to get out of bed in the morning, it's none of your business though. The same goes for homeless people as for everyone else.

Added to this is that these videos help to cement the notion of the deserving and the undeserving poor. Homeless person X is obviously deserving poor as they sent the money to their elderly mother (or whatever) whereas homeless person Y is undeserving (Boo! Hiss!) as they spent it on drink/drugs. It doesn't matter that the $100 meant that their lives were a little easier for a short time and that it meant that they had a brief reprieve from having to beg, borrow or steal in order to get through the day.

I was homeless and living on the streets for a number of years and got by through begging, busking and selling the Big Issue and if someone had given me £100 back then I would have been able to take a few days off trying to make money on the streets, and would therefore have been free'd from the threat of violence, the dirty looks, the random abuse and the condescension of the general public for a while. I wouldn't have spent my money on something that would gain the approval of these video makers, I would most likely have gotten shit faced drunk and probably bought a new pair of boots. And you know what? It wouldn't have been anyone's business but that would have drastically improved my life; even if for a short time.

Grrrr.

OK, rant over. Normal service to be resumed shortly...

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